My friend's boyfriend is a chef who hates ketchup. He described the way his ex girlfriend used to smother him in comparison to her perfectly done smother:
"Your smother is like a steak covered in mozzarella cheese and sautéed mushrooms. Her smother was like fries drown in ketchup."
It made me giggle how of course a chef would come up with a food comparison.
I love this! You should write it into something!
ReplyDeleteI read this a seriously cracked up!! And I love how it has food with it! AWESOME!! A food comparison to relationships... who would have thought it would work so nicely.
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