Monday, January 23, 2012

Junkyard Quotes #1 Week 2

It's like a crime scene in my pants.

~Patrice from No Strings Attached. She's talking about her period. This quote makes me laugh every time!

1 comment:

  1. I miss the monthly crime scene in my pants. Actually not the crime scene so much as what it represented: youth, vitality, and fertility. All my eggs either hatched or were disposed of by Nature.
    I need to embrace the gifts of menopause: no fear of unwanted pregnancy, no PMS, no severe mood fluctuations, no weird food cravings, and no painful cramps. I need to embrace wisdom gained from participating fully in life.
    But I fight it every step of the way. I apply sunscreen everyday, apply Retin-A to my face several times a week, do yoga, cardio, lift weights, and take college classes for the pure joy of learning and for staving off Alzheimer's disease. Hormone-Replacement-Therapy is my drug of choice. I am not ready to surrender to old age and wait for death to transport me to heaven. Heaven is here on Earth.

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